{"product_id":"please-get-out-of-my-house-embroidery-kit","title":"Please Get Out Of My House Embroidery Kit","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThis embroidery kit looks lovely with its off-white fabric, soft greenery curling along the edges, a sweet butterfly fluttering in from the bottom with just the right amount of charm. But don’t let the peaceful vibes fool you. Right there in the center, stitched in a calm green script, is your not-so-subtle request: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003ci style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003e“Please get out of my house.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eIt’s polite. It’s firm. It’s everything your non-confrontational little heart has ever wanted to scream but just can’t when your social battery runs out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThe kit comes with all the essentials: a 6\" bamboo hoop, printed fabric panel, coordinating floss, needles, a threader, and instructions that even overstimulated introverts can follow. No experience necessary, just a low tolerance for people who don’t take hints.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 12.0pt 0in 12.0pt 0in;\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eDisplay it proudly in your entryway, living room, or anywhere goodbyes tend to drag. For those who are all about hospitality — within a time limit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funatic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62546055397745,"sku":"76250010","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/5147\/9409\/files\/76250010_PleaseGetOutOfMyHouseEmbroideryKit_1024.jpg?v=1761356958","url":"https:\/\/trinketgifts.co\/products\/please-get-out-of-my-house-embroidery-kit","provider":"trinket gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}